Today I shit myself. And I mean SHIT myself. I'm sitting on my bed looking at my laptop. Minding my own business... feeling a little indigestion... decided to do what ANY normal human being would do in this situation. Pants immediately filled up. That's right. I'm gonna talk about it. Everyone poops. And I for one and tired of it being such a taboo thing. I had 0 clue it was coming. No warning what so ever. I ran into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. Blew some ass. Shit is everywhere. I always wondered how that happened and now I know. Shit on my back, legs, ass, underwear, pants, floor, toilet... everywhere. Thank for the shower in there. I rinsed it all down and was disgusted with myself. I should be drug out into the street and shot. I used an entire roll of toilet paper cleaning it up. I had to wash out my clothes with my hands. Don't worry... I washed my hands after. Thai food is amazing... but jesus christ. Amazingly this did not happen because of drinking the tap water. I only drank some tap water... 4 days ago. Before anyone had told me not to. I survived the tap water... just not the curry.
I did yoga this morning instead of Muay Thai. I think I'm gonna switch to yoga in the morning and Muay Thai in the afternoons. I like this idea a lot. And maybe soon throw in some Boran in the morning too.
I am truly grateful to the people who pray for me. Especially people I never thought would. Like aunt Marcia and Julie'O's prayers for me and finding my love. The Internet is not connecting today. :( I really want to talk to momma.
I did yoga this morning instead of Muay Thai. I think I'm gonna switch to yoga in the morning and Muay Thai in the afternoons. I like this idea a lot. And maybe soon throw in some Boran in the morning too.
I am truly grateful to the people who pray for me. Especially people I never thought would. Like aunt Marcia and Julie'O's prayers for me and finding my love. The Internet is not connecting today. :( I really want to talk to momma.
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